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As I'm sure most of you know from hearing me bitch about it, my job got bought out and we are permenently now at the corporate office, ontop of a literal Mt. Crumpet. Half of us (myself included) are just kinda hiding and trying to do our work without attracting any attention. The other half are speaking their minds and earning enemies left and right. What did the old place have that this doesn't, you ask? lets see:

Most of my coworkers
My "personal shopper"
"Haggies"
Cracker Barrel on company time.
My chair
Cubicles
A kitchen
A toaster oven
Fans/heaters
Fruit
Birthdays
White out dispensers
Office supplies in general
Filing cabinets (which were put on the moving truck and vanished into thin air, a dozen of em)
A fridge larger then a dog

What doe the new place have the old one didn't?

Office politics
Backstabbing
Tattle-tales
Expensive cafeteria
Antivirus software that crashes my computer
Big Brother
Thought Police
Nameplates (spelled wrong)


Depressing, huh?